How do you like to say ‘hello’?
Usually it’s “What the hell do you want?!”
Are you a good girl or a bad girl?
Bad…Being good sucks.
Where have you visited that you’ll never go back?
My hometown…I hate it…Nothing but small town mentality. Ick. My mother’s still there so I guess I have to for now.
What type of man has the best chance with you?
A man with a personality. Definitely one who makes me laugh.
Can playing ‘hide the salami’ ever last too long?
Yes…Only if I’m ready to pass out though…
What music do you listen to while ‘getting frisky’?
Everything from metal to Enya…all depends on my mood.
What’s in your pockets right now?
Skirt, no pockets…Sorry man.
What would Rock Confidential be shocked to find in your bedroom?
Skulls and dead things.
What’s your favorite line from a song?
“Help me Jesus help me clean my wounds…He said he cannot heal that kind.”
What’s one thing that really pisses you off?
Dumb shits. I hate my day being interrupted by the idiocy of others.
Fess up to something you’ve done in the past.
Well, I have been avoiding this…But what the hell…I was the third gunman on the grassy knoll.
If you could be a porn star, what would your name be?
Lusty McHuggsanut…Dude, I’m not doing porn!! I’ll watch it though…
Describe the underwear you’re wearing right now.
HA! Too funny… OK I’ll play, blue sequence thong.. to match my skirt of course.
How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
Go to work for me.
What’s your favorite dirty word/phrase?
Snatch…It’s my player name for the PS2. It just makes me giggle.
Do you like to do laundry?
Uhhh, find me a person that actually LIKES any kind of housework.
Would you like to do mine?
FUCK YOU, do it yourself.
What’s your plan for getting a guys attention?
Get naked…It never fails with my man.
What’s a place you should NEVER be taken on a date?
Grandma’s house, not that grandma isn’t cool…but come on.
Where is your most ticklish spot?
Lower back…I dunno why it gets me every time… That and right above my knee caps.
What can a man do to catch your eye?
Be himself and for the love of God don’t act like your shit doesn’t stink…I hate that.
Ever met or worked with any rock stars? Who?
Rock stars huh? Well I work for one of the biggest labels here in NYC so, yes, I’ve seen my share. Too many to name in this little bubble. And none I’d go retarded over…sadly enough.
What is the last CD you bought?
Actually it was Andrea Bocelli’s Romanza…very out of character for me…I’m a metal chick. I don’t know…I was feeling the classics.
Anything you’d like to promote?
Umm… myself! Pst…Hey Playboy, here I am!!!!
How do you like to say ‘goodbye’?
Piss off… how’s that work for you?