Rock Confidential Girl Kelley Jean

Name: Kelley Jean
Location: Detroit, Michigan
Age: 69
Height: 5’5″
Weight: 118 lbs.
Measurements: 36dd-25-35
Relationship Status: currently dating a pornstar!
MySpace URL: or
Website URL: (I own it)

How do you like to say “hello”?
Just smiling and saying hello is a super nice approach, but grabbing *the package* as you say it works magic! (lol)

What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Smoking a bowl of some purple-urple and burning a ‘KJ’S Feb.08 Rap Mix’ cd!

What’s in your pockets right now?
I’m wearing sweat-pants so there are none. And my jeans are normally so tight that nothing fits into the pockets, so nothing.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?
I actually don’t have any on right now but my panty of choice will always be the little black thong. Small and lacy as they come.

Tell us something your parents don’t know about you.
They know most of whats to know about me. They haven’t SEEN it all though (whew!)

What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most? Why?
I am MOUTHY! I’ve never been one to just sit back and listen to some bullshit. I don’t start stuff, but I sure as heck will end it! I’d rather just be blunt about everything, and it scares people sometimes. But most of the time people embrace me for my honesty.

Are you ticklish? Where?
I am ticklish on my sides and in between my thighs, but you gotta tickle me hard-core. None of that feathery light crap.

What can a guy do to turn you on?
Be a damn good kisser, cuz thats what realllly gets me going. Oh yeah and he better have a shitload of GAME.

What are some things that guys do that get on your nerves?
Hmmm… I can’t stand guys that act all needy or clingy. Or guys who don’t give women the freedom to think or develop as their own person. I think all women should have a strong, sexy independant guy who understand those things.

How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
RUB ME! Hard-core massages! Or very softly rub my legs, arms, feet, etc… I could lay there for hours just melting if my man is willing to do so! Also I love it when a man warms up my car and makes sure it has gas for the trip. Chicks hate to do that stuff, so when guys do that it really means something special.

What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
The eyes. But I’ve always also always been oddly attracted to the back of a guys neck for some reason…

What do you like to do on a first date?
An awesome exotic dinner, rented or drive-in movies… typical stuff. Lucky for me I haven’t had to ‘date’ in 5 years!

Describe your worst date ever.
I was a ‘Lovers Lane lingerie’ model at a bar one night, and they held a ‘Dating Game’ style show with 3 (curtained) male contestants, as to which I had to choose a winner by asking them questions. The winner and I had to go out the following weekend in a limo to a comedy club, and it was broadcast live on the radio. The guy I chose very obnoxiously and LOUDLY talked on his cell phone during the entire comedy show. TOTALLY embarrasing! Needless to say, I never saw that chump again!

The person you would most like to meet is…
Kendra Wilkinson from Playboy’s ‘Girls Next Door’ show. I think her and I would crack each other up, she seems like the coolest funniest chick on the planet!

Favorite movie/actor?
I am really into the performing arts, movies, tv… so this is a really HARD QUESTION! Favorite movie: Chicago. Favorite actor: Johnny Depp. Favorite actress: Mary-Louise Parker (‘Weeds!’)

Favorite music/artists?
My favorite solo artist is Susan Tedeschi, the blues singer. Not too many people have heard of her but she moves my soul. My favorite bands? Damn, I have such a wide range of favorites…. I’m gonna go with DISTURBED and SALIVA. Both bands are personal friends of mine and have treated me with sooo much love, and both bands put on one HELL of a show and are incredible artists! Luvz it!

Favorite food?
ASIAN or anything exotic. Sushi! I love eel the best!

Favorite line from a song?
“It’s been a long time since I rock and rolled!” -Led Zeppelin (I always say that to my friends when it’s been a while since we partied…lol)

Tell us a joke.
I am not really a ‘joke-ster’ never have been, never will be. But I do love to watch comedy performances or anything that makes me laugh. My all time favorites are Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook and (the late great) Mitch Hedburg.

What do you do to chill?
I like to kick back and smoke some chronic… watch a good trippy movie, eat a bunch of crap I shouldn’t eat. Either that or you can find me online or shopping.

Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
My recent techno music cd (to be released on 2008) and the many cool accomplishments I have had in the time I have been a model/performer. My resume’ is CRAZY LONG and I worked my little butt off to get those credits over the years. I have been dedicated and it has paid off, and I am proud of that.

How do you like to say “goodbye”?
A goodbye can be sort of complicated. If you break it down, there are many different reasons for goodbye, many emotions that could go into a goodbye. So it’s hard to sum up. In a normal case I would hug someone and say “It was soooo nice to meet you!” (and genuinely mean it!) and then go my separate way, and hope that our paths might cross again one day…..

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