Name: Jourdan Jean
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Height: 5’ 5”
Measurements: 36D-25-38. Like a roller-coaster
Relationship Status: Single. You interested?
Facebook URL: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Jourdan-Jean/
MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/jourdan_jean
How do you like to say “hello”?
Well hi there, sugar…
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Marinating steak. Not in the naughty sense.
What are some things you never leave home without?
My Crackberry, knife, water bottle, and some sort of tasty lipgloss.
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
White lace booty shorts.
What does your last outgoing text message say?
“Fuck off and die.”
If you could be on any reality show, what would it be?
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. So he and I could mate.
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most? Why?
Probably the part that is one third June Cleaver, one third depraved Barbie, and a third Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I’m a complicated handful, but if you know how to push the right buttons, it can be one hell of a ride.
Are you ticklish? Where?
Oh yes! If you so much as look in my direction as if you are about to tickle me, I scream hysterically. Or I may just punch you in the face. Best not to take your chances.
What can a guy do to turn you on?
Be inappropriate while remaining a gentleman. It’s an art worth learning, boys.
Let’s say I’m gonna give you $1,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
I would move the fuck back to Nashville!!!
What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
Oh Christ…. Have a frat-boy mentality. Condescending assholes that mispronounce or misuse multi-syllabic words in attempt to seem as if they are important. When a guy is not only ignorant, but outspoken as well. These sort of people need to be karate-chopped. Not having his shit together. Having ex-wife or baby mama drama. Fuck that. Musicians who think their band is the ‘next big thing.’ Guess what, shithead? It’s really not. Oh, and douche bags that say they are different than other guys. Is that what your mommy told you? Because she’s a lying whore.
How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
Be a goofball with me. Know what you want. Do the dishes. Champagne and gummi worms don’t hurt. Treat me like a lady, and I may just act like one.
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
His nose, eyes, and tattoos/piercings. I’m a sucker for a nose with character, especially if it looks like it may have been broken once upon a time. I love brown or green eyes, blue eyes bore me. I’ve never dated a heavily tattooed or pierced guy, but let me tell you, I’m sure as hell ready!
What do you like to do on a first date?
I like having dinner somewhere on a patio. Open air where we can talk and people watch. Or some activity out of the ordinary, preferably one with a low fatality rate.
Describe your worst date ever.
I was on probably my fifth date with a guy, and he informed me halfway through dinner that after our second date, he wasn’t sure I was his type, so he bought his ex-girlfriend a plane ticket to come see him. He then informed that he was still interested in me, but he was going to be forced to screw her while she was in town, but he would let her down easy when she left, and we could continue our ‘evolving relationship.’ Whatever the fuck ever, psycho…
The person you would most like to meet is…
Helena Bonham Carter. That woman is so maniacally sexy and such a brilliant actress!
What TV shows do you never miss?
Not sure, I’ve never been a TV fan unless we’re talking Star Trek or Buffy. I really don’t give a shit about the rest.
Name three of your favorite movies.
Pan’s Labyrinth, The Godfather, Predator.
Name three of your favorite bands or artists.
30 Seconds To Mars, Marilyn Manson, and lately, Lovage.
What is your all-time favorite dessert?
Crème Brulee can be pretty orgasmic.
What is your favorite line from a song?
Well you’re just as I presumed
A whore in sheep’s clothing
Fucking up all I do
“Welcome Home” – Coheed and Cambria
Tell us a joke.
Your face isn’t enough of one?
(lame, I know)
What do you do to chill?
I’m a sucker for a hot bath, good wine, and baby-making-without-the baby-making music. Even better when it’s with someone with strong hands…
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
My nerdiness. My cooking skills. The fact that I’m not in jail. My common sense.
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
I would like my bra back now.