Name: Hex Hypoxia
Birthplace: New Jersey
Current City: I travel full time, it depends on the day
Birthdate: Feb 21st
Height: Almost 5 ft 2
Weight: No idea, I go by the “today this fits” or “today this doesn’t fit” lifestyle rules
Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | Website
How do you like to say “hello”?
Either by saying hello, or performing an intricate interpretative dance that expresses the same thing
What’s the first thing people notice about you?
No idea..I’ve never asked
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Working online and professing my love to a giant fat cat
What are some things you never leave home without?
Black nail polish, jewelry, various weapons, cloves, a lighter, perhaps a battle axe
What does your last outgoing text message say?
“i have nude photos of me on the roof no worries”
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
My bluntness? My stubborness? My inability to say no to pizza or vodka? And for various reasons
What makes you laugh?
Puns. Videos of cats. Certain books and comics. Random road signs
Are you ticklish?
Very much so, in a lot of places
Let’s say I gave you $10,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
Probably a variety of things relating to animal care and rescue, vodka, and latex
What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
Same things women do I suppose…I dont like lying, fakeness, or whining.
Describe your worst date ever.
One time I was trying to seduce a bowl of macaroni and cheese and accidentally ate it
What music have you been listening to lately?
Right now I’m listening to a lot of goth music from the 80s and 90s
The musician you would most like to meet is…
I cant say I’d like to meet a musician…I adore music and couldn’t do without, but I’m more in love with the music than the creator. I appreciate what they do but as a person I don’t need to meet them, I’m happy to enjoy what they create
What was your first concert?
haha I believe it was Fuel and Aerosmith years and years ago. Only one I can remember
What was the last concert you attended?
No idea, I usually work at events I attend so I don’t remember what the last one was
Who are some of your favorite bands?
Too many to list…Some are Vast, Bauhaus, Finntroll, Jack Off Jill, Rasputina, Placebo, Veruca Salt, Stabbing Westward, Jez Dior, New Order, Poets Of The Fall, Madruga, Childish Gambino, U.N.K.L.E , Sisters of Mercy, Jesus And The Mary Chain…I could keep going
What is your favorite line from a song?
Depends on my mood
What do you do to relax?
I have yet to learn that skill haha
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
Really couldn’t say
What is the key to happiness?
Varies person to person I suppose
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
By exploding into a burst of brilliant light and glitter while the words “goodbye” appear over my head