Name: Zoe Wilder
Height: 5′ 11 1/2″
Chest size: handful
Occupation: Dominatrix, Model, Sex Therapist in Training
How do you like to say “hello”?
Depends on who you are…ranges from a firm handshake to a nice face slapping.
What do you like to do on a first date?
I’m a sucker for a good meal and live music.
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
Eyes…I like someone who’s not afraid to make eye contact.
Have you ever dated someone you met online?
No, I prefer to get a sense of someone face to face.
How many piercings do you have?
8. Three in each ear, one in my left nipple and one in my bellybutton.
Are there any celebrities who make you all googly eyed?
Johnny Depp, Jack White, Dan Kurtz, Martina Sorbara, Belladonna, Fiona Apple
What are some of your favorite movies?
Battle Royal, Secretary, Scarface, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Under the Cherry Moon, Desperately Seeking Susan, Heathers, Brazil, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Almost Famous, Belladonna Porns (esp the one where Jenna Haze double fists her).
What can a guy do to turn you on?
I like men of action…those who are all talk bore me. Confidence and talent make me hot, as well.
What are some things that guys do that get on your nerves?
When men talk about falling madly in love with me before the first date….flakey behavior…Oh, and when a man is too pussy to speak the truth. I’m not made of porcelain. I won’t break.
Do you like going to strip clubs?
Yes, especially when Belladonna is dancing and someone else is paying for the lap dances.
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
I usually find a little trouble wherever I go. I attribute this to my ‘I’ll try most things once, and usually twice’ attitude. I’m always on the prowl for an adventure.
Are you ticklish?
Yes, very. I won’t say where…finding those spots are the most fun.
Music is my therapy. I love anything that shakes my ass…funk, rock, rap, pop, house….the New Deal, Phish, Dragonette, Les Claypool, Radiohead, Leonard Cohen, Shpongle, Younger Brother, Mum, the Talking Heads, the Benevento Russo Duo, Garage a Trois, Fugazi, Soul Coughing, Buena Vista Social Club, Beastie Boys, Ween, Beck, Lake Trout, Madonna, Flaming Lips, Modest Mouse, Grateful Dead, the White Stripes, Air, Sigur Ros, Godspeed You Black Emperor, mono, RANA, Fiona Apple, OutKast, Wilco, DJ Shadow, Dr. Dre, Erykah Badu, Fischerspooner, Gorillaz, John Coltrane, Jimi Hendrix, Mark Farina, Nina Simone, Peaches, the Slip, Snoop Dogg, Sonic Youth, St. Germain, Stone Temple Pilots, Spam Allstars, Tribe Called Quest, Violent Femmes, Zero7, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, MMW, Chromeo, The Raconteurs, A BIG YES..and a small no, Tom Hamilton’s American Babies…to name a few.
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
My wonderful group of friends, my crazy family, my art, and my fierce independence…. Oh, and starting grad school.
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
A slow lingering kiss or a firm smack on the ass.