How do you like to say “hello”?
With my eyes/body language…smile, or turning my back- depends who it is
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Over the knee spanking a big grown man as if he were a five year old brat
What are some things you never leave home without?
Heels, deodorant, lip gloss
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Latex – and my vagina is sweating! Cant wait to take these off!
What does your last outgoing text message say?
How’d you get my number?
If you could be on any reality show, what would it be?
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
Are you ticklish? Where?
Let’s say I’m gonna give you $1,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
I’d use for tuition in martial arts class. Off the top, jiu-jitsu, maybe capoeira. Nah. Two months of Brazilian jiu-jitsu and one of capoeira!! DEFINITELY!
What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
Those braggy bragadocious cocksuckers. If you’re so brilliant and fabulous, let me see. Ya know? Shut the f#c! up and stop trying to give me the king’s speech. Or the times when I catch a guy in a super ridiculous lie I begin to bat my eye lashes like Bambi in awe. Many times inside I’m like “Wow!!!” but I still like to ask them questions to watch the creativity of the fabrications. Watch the asinine body language (sometimes they get so animated) and it’s extra hilarious that they would think I believe them. Sometimes they say things wackier than a mad lib.
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
Really depends on the dude
Describe your worst date ever.
Dude was under investigation with warrants and he got picked up/arrested right on the date. Fourteenth street/Manhattan NYC. Second official date and I loved hanging this guy – he was so nice, and always had a lot of money. I just never thought he was printing it up himself…
The musician you would most like to meet is…
What was your first concert?
Aqua (don’t friggin’ laugh!)
What was the last concert you attended?
Name three of your favorite bands or artists.
Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Salt-N-Pepa
What is your favorite line from a song?
“But don’t play with me, ’cause you’re playing with fire”
What do you do to relax?
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
My bachelor’s degree in liberal arts, my athleticism, my fearless nature, honesty, and thirst for more knowledge
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
Depends – I dont like to say anything really.. I like to be gone before they realize