Name: Miss Conduct
Height: 5′ 7″
Weight: 120 lbs
Occupation: Jack Off Material
Location: San Francisco, CA
How do you like to say ‘hello’?
Do you see yourself as more of a sex goddess or the girl-next-door?
I don’t think either one would apply to me. I’m probably more like that chick who drinks you under the table which is the last thing you remember before waking up sore and tied to a bed somewhere.
Do you look at pictures of yourself and say, “I look hot!”?
I don’t usually look at pictures of myself too much, but when I do say, “What a dipshit!” I look at pictures of other girlies though and say, “She looks hot!”
What physical traits do you prefer in a man?
An enormous cock. That’s all.
What kind of guy usually gets to go out with you?
Guys with a bravery fueled by their insanity.
What is your favorite room in your house?
What the Hell kind of stupid question is that?! A room is a room, they’re all the same to me. Besides, I don’t have a favorite room in the house because I live in an apartment and its kinda just all one room.
Are there any celebrities who make you all googly eyed?
Um, none that I can think of. I’m not into any of the celebrities around these days, or even those days. A few years back, some British Magazine had printed that I had a fantasy about a threesome with Tommy Lee and Scott Weiland. It was news to me, guess they have a better scoop on that sort of info than I do.
What are some of your favorite movies?
Slapshot, horror movies, and almost any Italian gore, particularly Argento.
What can a guy do to turn you on?
It’s more like what CAN’T he do! EVERYTHING turns me on as it is, already. He could rough me up a little, maybe strap my ass down. That sort of thing always does the trick to send me over the edge, if that’s what he was aiming for.
What repulses you?
A really, bad ass muscle car that’s been painted YELLOW by some jackass. I HATE that! Yellow shouldn’t even be an option, if you ask me, but it doesn’t stop these stupid fucks from Mopar desecration. I’m also repulsed by spiders (suckers have too many eyes, so they’re always looking at you. *shivers*)
What is your idea of “sexy”?
That bulging vein that guys have running down their forearm, watching a guy drive, sideburns, Nazi Uniforms, I’m a horndog and could list things all night.
Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.
The Song Puff the Magic Dragon makes me cry hysterically.
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
It’s a tie between two parts. First is the part that doesn’t hesitate before saying EXACTLY what it thinks and it’s rarely thinking something nice. The second part, even though aware, always refuses to back down, no matter how badly beat it will be. Then putting those two parts together tends to equal trouble. I’ve gone up against a really large Harley dude, knowing full well I was about to get the shit kicked out of me, but it didn’t make a difference and still wouldn’t back down. I’ve been this way all my life, maybe because I’m the youngest of 7 with 6 older brothers. Beats me, but I’m bound to get myself killed one of these days.
Are you ticklish?
What is your favorite line from a song?
Wow, that’s a tough question. There’s so many, I’m totally blanking out and for some reason the only song I can think of is “Sex Farm,” Spinal Tap. I don’t think I could narrow it to only one anyway. So here’s a few…
She walks out with empty arms, machine gun in her hand, She is good and she is bad, no one understands.
The Misfits, “She”
If consequences dictate my course of action I should play GOD and shoot you myself.
Kick out the jams, motherfucker.
What is the last CD you listened to?
Kyuss, Sky Valley
Who are some of your favorite music artists?
The Dwarves, Misfits, Kyuss, Motley Crue (well, the first two albums anyway), Flogging Molly, Tool, Ministry. My musical taste has an extremely wide range.
What was the last concert you attended?
I don’t usually go to big concerts, unless i am friends with the band or something. So I guess the last band I saw was my friend Gordie’s band, The Forgotten.
Van Halen: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
I’ve gotta say David Lee Roth. They’re both annoying, but just the thought of that “Right Now” song makes my stomache start to churn.
KISS: With makeup or without?
Doesn’t make a difference, with or without they’re still going to be playing pussy music.
Maxim or Playboy?
Sportscar or SUV?
Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme?
Winchell’s on Melrose and Western
Gifts: Money or jewelry?
I’d prefer the heads of my enemies.
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
Hmm, um…well, I’ve never killed anybody. That’s something, right?
What is something you wish you’d get asked in interviews like this, but never do?
What’s the time?
What’s your answer to that question?
It’s time to get ill.
What do you like the most about RockConfidential.com?
Anything you’d like to promote?
Check out my site if you want to see me doing dirty things Hell-Kitten.com and Fan Club which can be a good source of amusement at times.
How do you like to say ‘goodbye’?
Get out of here, fucker!