Name: Kathryn aka Kat aka Kathy
Location: Scottsdale, AZ.
Age: mentally, Im still 25….
Measurements: Statuesque & Womanly
Relationship Status: Married but not dead
MySpace URL: www.myspace.com/milf_maid
Website URL: www.hotpink-productions.com
How do you like to say “hello”?
I start with a hug….
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
I’m a multi tasker….I was myspacing, girl-talking with my BFF & emailing my Hot Pink Production partner about a new charity we are working on called, “Rock For Christmas”.
What’s in your pockets right now?
My lingerie doesnt have any pockets…
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Hot Pink Polka Dot Donna Karan boy shorts…my fave…
Tell us something your parents don’t know about you.
I was NOT a virgin when I walked down the aisle in that white gown….
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
Im chatty, spontaneous, flirty & honest.
I will do anything on a whim as long as its fun. Ive been known to jump on a bar, a table or a speaker and dance for people (the tips were great!!).
Ive jumped on the back of strangers motorcycle and taken off down the road…..
Last weekend I was jokingly asked to bartend at this concert venue and I had never been there before! I jumped behind the bar and got to work!
The biggest problem is that I enjoy talking to strangers and will walk up to anyone to start a conversation with them. I am forever getting asked “Who was that?” or “How do you know that person?”…or pissing off girlfriends of my victims.
The other thing is that Im not a big bullshitter, so my honesty is not always appreciated. If you dont like forthwritght conversation….you might want to run from me!
I’m very misunderstood, so I am always in trouble!!
Are you ticklish?
I HATE BEING TICKLED!! Its absolute torture!!
What can a guy do to turn you on?
Well, there are a few things….Make me laugh…Dont be a cheapskate ….Dont be lazy….dont ignore my C-spot & G-spot…haha!!.
What are some things that guys do that get on your nerves?
When everything revolves around their dick, hitting on my best friends, being openly cheap on a date, being lazy in their life and in bed, dark moods & negativity…I like classy men who are positive, respectful, fun loving & hard working!
How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
Make me laugh….make me laugh….make me laugh…but NEVER tickle me!!
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
Overall sexuality is something I tune into. Although, a well kept man is always appreciated , I typically dont look at exterior,. I have to see the beyond the perfect teeth and well developed muscles. I have to get a good vibe from someone….share some chemistry or a certain look when they speak to me….or glance at me….. I cant explain what it is…it just happens and I feel it….its not a look, its a feeling…. when someone is “dripping with sensuality”….I pick up on that….and it totally turns me on!
What do you like to do on a first date?
I need to sit and talk with someone. Like I said, I am a chatty person, I need to connect with someone on the inside. Good conversation & laughter really turn me on….so, I would say….good food at a charming restaurant, a glass of wine or a cocktail to loosen things up. The night doesnt have to end with a roll in the sheets, but if there is flirty touch on the waist or a nice hug, I am very happy! Oh yes…and you have to make me laugh!! lol..
Describe your worst date ever.
Oh dear…..I was living in Michigan and this “older” divorced guy asked me out to dinner & a movie. The evening started out good, but at the end of the night when he took me home, we sat in his car in front of my house talking. He started tellinig me that he had these 3 kids and his ex wife was “the town whore”. Then he told me how his father had been living as a woman for several years and finally had the operation to make the sex change permanent. He started crying and going on and on about his kids, his ex and his father……. so, I had this ‘older man’ crying on my lap about all of his personal family problems.
Needless to say, there was no 2nd date.
The person you would most like to meet is…
I dont know if meeting a celeb or another human for a handshake is all that exciting. I want to become friends with people. Ive met a lot of celebs and influential people and they all put their pants on the same way as i do. Some celebs are really cool people, and others are arrogant pricks.There are a few people that I would love to party with…..Courtney Love, Marilyn Manson, Johnny Rzeznik, Cher are some of them….Ive already met Johnny Depp and Nikki Sixx….
The Dead Zone with Christopher Walken has always been one of my favorites.
I love Christopher Walken, Lance Henrickson, Hugh Laurie….Johnny Depp is pretty great too, but he is on everybody’s list!!
I love all things ROCK. … of course,my fave band is BIG COCK, ….and I adore Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, The Goo Goo Dolls, My Chemical Romance, Kix, ACDC, 80-90’s heavy metal, female vocalists,….
RAW!!…Sushi all the way…I LOVE specialty rolls like Crab Crunch, Sunshine rolls, Caterpillar rolls…there is something about eating with chopsticks and fingers….!! Fun & Yummy!!
Favorite line from a song?
Gosh, in my life a few people have told me that a certain song or lyric has reminded them of me….so I keep those in my head…(Faster Pussycat’s “Little Dove”, Deep Purple’s “Knocking At Your Back Door”, Jane’s Addictions “Jane Says” to name a few….)….but the song “Drops of Jupiter” by Train sort of reminds me of a page in my life….
Tell us a joke.
Good Heavens….Im so bad at telling jokes….Your supposed to be making ME laugh!!
What do you do to chill?
As social as I am….there are times when I just need to be left alone. Turn off the music, curl up in bed with my tiny Maltese and just lay there. Valium helps too!
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
My husband, my kids, my life.
My husband, David Henzerling of Big Cock, is an amazing guitar player and composer and I am his biggest fan & supporter.
My kids are healthy, respectful and smart. Straight A students, really kind to other kids and respectful to adults.
In my life, I have accomplished everything I had ever dreamed of doing when I was a kid. The only problem is that as an adult, Im having a hard time figuring out what I want to do in this part of my life. Right now, I am just having fun.
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
I really hate to say goodbye…..I keep my friends in my heart forever…but I will say, “See ya later” with a hug and a warm feeling….