Rock Babe Heather Keckler

Name: Heather Keckler
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
Age: I’m 87 years old, don’t I look fab for my age? ;o)
Height: 5′5″
Weight: 117
Measurements: 35D-25-35
Relationship Status: Married
MySpace URL: www.myspace.com/heatherkeckler
Website URL: www.heatherkeckler.com

How do you like to say “hello”?
What’s up yo? Or with a great big smile )

What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Getting ready for bed…

What’s in your pockets right now?
There aren’t any pockets in what I wear while I’m sleeping.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Boy shorts, they’re more cute than sexy…but I love how comfy they are and they’re still feminine because they’re covered in polka dots and bows.

Tell us something your parents don’t know about you.
Well, that would have to be that I DO know how the beer bottle caps got in the pool cleaner when my sister and I were (underage) and watching the house while they were out of town. )

What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
A couple of things. I’m a Scorpio, so when I get pissed off I’m likely to sting back and may say something in the heat of the moment that I may not have meant to be as harsh as it came across. I don’t forgive and forget easily. Once someone has pissed me off, it’s going to take A LOT to get back into my good graces. Also, I tend to believe that deep down everyone is a good person, and even when I’m proved wrong I STILL give them a second chance and benefit of the doubt. I’ve discovered that this totally sets me up for a big disappointment because regardless of how nice I am, and my inherent need to help these unfortunate tortured souls…I’ve learned that they aren’t capable of being a normal decent human being, CAN’T change, and are just downright bitter and mean spirits. What really gets me, is when someone is totally cool and nice one minute, and the next minute they’re having a temper tantrum and act like a complete prick.. I mean seriously people…take yer Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde bi-polar ass down to the local pharmacy and re-up on yer meds. Step away from bottle of booze. Cut back on yer drug intake. Get a spine. Pick a mood and stick with it for more than 2 minutes. I don’t care which mood you pick, as long as you’re consistent. ;o)

Are you ticklish?
Yes, just about everywhere!

What can a guy do to turn you on?
Kisses on my neck, or fire up a good naughty movie.

What are some things that guys do that get on your nerves?
Oh my, where do I start? Kidding. It’s when they let their testosterone get the best of them. The worst thing a guy can do is act cocky and arrogant. I totally get being confident, but there is a HUGE difference between that and being an arrogant pig. I’m also not a big fan of cologne…especially when a guy is wearing a gallon of it.

How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
Just make me laugh…it’s that easy.

What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
His hair. It had better be long and in good condition if you want to catch my eye. I’m weird, I know. Second would have to be his physique. I’m not into really muscular guys, I’d rather look at a guy that just takes care of himself and is tall and lean.

What do you like to do on a first date?
I haven’t been on one in many, many years…but if I had to pick, it would be doing something like miniature golfing. It’s laid back, fun, competitive, and you can bet on whose going to win and what the reward will be which makes it pretty memorable. That, or go to a basketball court and play a game of around the world (or horse, etc). Definitely not dinner and a movie. That’s so played out, and you don’t really get to know a person if you’re sitting in a movie theater.

Describe your worst date ever.
It involved eating a shit-ton of garlic, and a ride called “The Zipper” at the fair many years ago. I’ll spare you the ugly details… ;o)

The person you would most like to meet is…
I’ve been pondering this question for a while, and am still stuck on an answer. I’ll keep you posted if I come up with anyone.

Favorite movie/actor?
Real Genius or The Big Lebowski for the movie. Actor? I don’t really have a fave. I love Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa, but there are so many great actors it’s hard to pick just one.

Favorite music/artists?
Heavy metal and hard rock. Artists? SEVENDUST, IRON MAIDEN/BRUCE DICKINSON, SHINEDOWN, WARMACHINE, GREENHAVEN, AC/DC, SEVENDUST, GUNS N’ ROSES, TOOL, WHITE ZOMBIE/ROB ZOMBIE, SEVENDUST, old METALLICA, VELVET REVOLVER, VAN HALEN (DLR era), SEVENDUST, JUDAS PRIEST, SEVENDUST, FEAR FACTORY, KORN, TSO, A7X, UFO, SEVENDUST, BUCKCHERRY, CoC, MASTODON, HARDCORE SUPERSTAR, FOGHAT, ANTHRAX, ICED EARTH, SEVENDUST, HAMMERFALL, DIO, HELLYEAH, BLS, and…erm…did I mention SEVENDUST? ) There are a few other bands that I enjoy that aren’t coming to mind right now, but the majority of what I listen to is heavy metal and hard rock. I’m not a real big fan of any other genre, country makes me sick, jazz makes me nervous, top 40 is annoying, and rap is just flat out not gonna end up anywhere near my mp3 player.

Favorite food?
Cheese!

Favorite line from a song?
From a song called “Face to Face” by Sevendust:

That shit you’re talkin’ don’t mean nothing to me anymore
Limp dick…you f*ck stick…let’s settle the score
Run and hide you know I’ll find you anywhere
Motherf*cker…two faced prick with hell to pay.

Tell us a joke.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *pause* ……… *grabs throat and gags* ha!

What do you do to chill?
Veg out in front of the TV. Or nap.

Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
Being granted an academic scholarship to college, graduating on the Deans’ List from ASU with a degree in Nutrition and Dietetics, winning Miss Arizona Teen USA and Miss Arizona USA (and competing in Miss Teen USA and Miss USA), being a member of Dance Team USA in the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona, and last but certainly not least…I’m very proud of my family. They’re all so awesome, I’m blessed to be surrounded by such an amazing group of people.

How do you like to say “goodbye”?
This really depends on who I’m talking to.
Family and friends? ” Love you, see you soon!”
Emails and online communication? “Lots of x’s and o’s.”
Someone I never care to talk to again? “Wear my hate motherfucker. Ciao.”