Name: Dani La’Bella
Height: 5′ 4″
Relationship Status: Engaged
Facebook URL: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000174948604
MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/mistress_pain
Website URL: http://www.northshoretattooco.com/
How do you like to say “hello”?
By humping people’s legs
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Hating life due to a beautiful thing called a hangover
What are some things you never leave home without?
Knife, my phone, lip gloss, midget on a leash
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
What does your last outgoing text message say?
I’m a very honest person but I’m going to keep this one to myself
If you could be on any reality show, what would it be?
Bizarre Foods (with Dani La’Bella) on the Travel channel, that would be amazing. I love food and traveling
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most? Why?
What part of my personality does not get me in trouble is the real question…
Are you ticklish? Where?
Yes, my sparkle parts
What can a guy do to turn you on?
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up and show me that you like me
Let’s say I’m gonna give you $1,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
A stuffed chupacabra if a $1,000 could get me one. With an engraved nameplate at the bottom that reads “Poco the Killer Chupacabra” – otherwise art and tattoo supplies for work
What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
I hate when guys talk shit behind peoples backs and try to act hard but then when they face them they cower down like pussy ass little bitches who don’t have a fucking backbone…….sounds about right
How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
By being happy with themselves. It makes me happy to be around other people who are happy as well. I’m one of those people who get excited and entertained with anything an everything. I love being around people like that
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
What do you like to do on a first date?
Aside from eating, since food is indeed the way to my heart, something that I’ve never done before. Even if it’s just walking around somewhere I’ve never been
Describe your worst date ever.
I’ve never had a bad date really. I’ve been pretty lucky with nothing going terribly wrong with my picks. Even if I do not want to go on a second date I try to make the experience as fun as I can
The person you would most like to meet is…
That would be Lady GaGa because I’m a very artistic person and I respect her for being a very successful and talented female artist in every aspect
What TV shows do you never miss?
Basically every show on the History channel, Discovery channel, Travel channel, and the National Geographic channel
Name three of your favorite movies.
From what I can remember, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Hangover, Gladiator
Name three of your favorite bands or artists.
Lady GaGa, Tenacious D, and Garth Brooks
What is your all-time favorite dessert?
Cotton Candy and Dip-n-Dots, they’re both god’s gift to earth and I cant decide
What is your favorite line from a song?
“A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying” Bloodhound Gang…..God bless ’em strippers ha
Tell us a joke.
Whats worse then getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook
What do you do to chill?
If I ever had time to “chill” – absolutely nothing
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of?
Really everything because I’ve gotten to the point of having nothing, so to build myself up from that as far as I have, I’m proud of everything and everyone in my life
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
By humping people’s legs