Name: Asphyxia Rose
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylania
Measurements: 36 – 26 – 37
Relationship Status: Single
MySpace URL: myspace.com/lilflower734
How do you like to say “hello”?
It depends on how well I know the person. If it’s a stranger then a sly grin and a “hey”. But anyone I know knows to brace themselves because I’m about to jump into their arms!
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Checking my myspace, text messaging a friend, changing songs, and taking a drink of water. All at once. I’m a multi-tasker.
What’s in your pockets right now?
Who said I was wearing pants?
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
A little black lace g-string with a red rose on the back
Tell us something your parents don’t know about you.
I swear like a fucking sailor.
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most? Why?
My flirtatiousness. What can I say? I love people! If someone smells good, looks good, has pretty eyes, or a strong accent, I can’t stop myself from telling them.
Are you ticklish?
Extremely and EVERYWHERE!
What can a guy do to turn you on?
Be a creep. Grab me by the neck and throw me against a wall! Or if we’re talking about at first glance, the more original and unique a guy is, the more hot for him I’ll be.
What are some things that guys do that get on your nerves?
Try to buy my attention. I don’t need or want your money. And I hate name droppers, please don’t bore me with your stories of who you know, it doesn’t impress me.
How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
It’s the little things in life. Pick me a flower and leave it on my car with a note, pay me a compliment that melts my heart, or win me a stuffed animal at an amusement park. Or be REALLY good in bed.
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
Forearms, hair, style, eyes, shoes, and nails. They better be painted black!
What do you like to do on a first date?
Anything original and fun. I’m not a “dinner and a movie” type of gal. I like dirty rock bars, shows, zoos, mini golf, haunted tours… a first date determines whether or not a man can hold my attention, give me something to remember!
Describe your worst date ever.
Ugh, dinner and a movie! The movie was ok but then he took me to a sports bar, I’m sorry, do I look the the type of person who wants to hang out at a sports bar?! So over the bad food I had to listen about his bad taste in music. Which only bored me out of my mind so much that the only thing I could think about was how odd his nose was. He talked so much I couldn’t get a word in edge wise, and when I finally could, I grabbed the opportunity to say “Well, we better head out, it’s getting late” Needless to say, I never answered or returned any of his calls after that.
The person you would most like to meet is…
Ville Valo! Not only is he drop dead gorgeous, but I honestly couldn’t tell you the last time a day went by that I didn’t listen to at least one HIM song. He’s a genius. A sexy, funny, Finnish talkin’, genius.
The Labyrinth is my all time favorite movie. Nothing beats David Bowie in those tight pants! I’ll have to go with Johnny Depp as the best actor on earth though.
It’s so hard to pick one! My top 5 bands would be HIM, The 69 Eyes, Wednesday 13, Big Boy, and the Newlydeads. I listen to everything from glam metal to industrial.
Seafood! I LOVE crab and calamari.
Favorite line from a song?
“Bleed over me and every stitch
Of the slaughter scene that we commit
Bathing in you these immoral lessons filthy
But nobody’s killed
Begging for the dirtiest fuck
I’m slaying you like a bitch
And you love it”
(Deadstar Assembly – Serial)
Tell us a joke.
A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” The naked lady says…
What do you do to chill?
Put on some good music and get behind my sewing machine.
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
I’m still alive. I went through a little “rough patch”, wrecked a whole lot of cars, died a couple times, and almost lost everything. I finally decided it was time to change and I turned my life around. I couldn’t be more happy with everything and everyone I have now.
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
With a kiss of course.